You’re spending another typical night in, browsing through spammy porn sites when you see a hot woman in an ad you just can’t resist! You’re completely thinking with your dick, and without any hesitation you click on the link. You very quickly realize your mistake, but it’s already too late. Do you know how much information I can access from your computer just by embedding a simple virus in that link? I have EVERYTHING on you now. I know where you live, where you work, and allllll the weird fucked up porn you like to watch. Your dick makes you SO dumb, and look where it’s gotten you this time! Completely at my mercy. Your life is quite literally in My hands now, so here’s what you’re going to do to make sure none of your dirty little secrets ever get out.