You’re a tit guy. It’s an undeniable fact of life for you. The sky is blue, water is wet, and a pair of all natural DDDs never fails to grab your attention. Your eyes are always trending a little downwards. Looking me in the face is a bit of a challenge.
But that’s okay. It’s expected even. You’re a tit guy.
And you know what? I love to play with tit guys. I love to make you drool and jerk and bust a nut. I love the way my tits can absolutely ruin you.
So what do you say? Shall we play, Tit Man?