Stroke for Satan. Sin for Me. I’m the Devil, disguised as the church’s counselor. You come to me in need of help with your chronic, sinful, masturbation obsession. After I spit into your mouth and tease you into taking your cock out, you can’t resist. My venom is running through your veins and poisoning you even more. I touch myself while you stroke because nothing turns me on more than corrupting men like you. Turns out, you were even easier than the pastor (;