Uh oh. You’ve seen the preview and can probably guess today’s task is going to make you uncomfortable. Tough luck loser. If I want to fuck your ass, that’s what is going to happen.

Actually, there’s a chance I won’t be fucking with your ass. Like every day, you will be getting one of two tasks depending on. something. Neither of the tasks are going to be particularly enjoyable for you. Maybe one is slightly better than the other. You better hope you get the nicer one.

Depending on which group you were put in on day one and which task you get, you might really appreciate one of them, in a very loser kinda way.