Your virgin dick has never felt the inside of a pussy. That’s hard to believe. What’s worse is, the older you are as a virgin, the weirder it is. People can tell there must be something wrong with you. That means you’re even less likely to ever lose your virginity.
I don’t get it. Why not just fuck an ugly woman or a cheap slut? At least then you can say you’ve lost it. Maybe you want your first time to be special! Haha! I’m sure with your dick going soft through fear or cumming within 3 thrusts it’s going to be very special.
Or maybe it’s because you’re too much of a shy, pathetic, virgin to even talk to women.
My friends are always talking about the womans they’ve hooked up with on Tinder. Every time I see them, they’re showing each other the latest womans they’ve banged. When I told them I know losers online who are still virgins in their mid-twenties, thirties and older, they were shocked. How can you get that far through life without having sex?
Well since you’ve never got laid, I’m going to let you stroke your cock. But no cumming until I give you your 5 second challenge and not until I’ve rubbed it in further how weird it is that you’re still a virgin.