Losers shouldn’t be enjoying naked women. Not in real life and not in pictures or videos either. So you’re going to give up standard porn and only consume loser-safe porn. That means no naked women. That means censored, pixellated content. You’ll know that you’re looking at naked women but you won’t actually be clearly seeing their naked bodies. Such delicious denial.

So let’s get you started with a little stroking for pictures of My gorgeous naked body. …well, the pixels that obscure it, anyway. hahaha