Honey, I think we should have a little chat. I noticed something unusual on our credit card statement. At first, I thought you had just found some new porn site or something. Which would have been fine. But when I looked closer, I found you’ve developed a new. hobby? I saw you spent quite a lot of money on a sexual fanclub website. You’ve been throwing away your hard-earned money to women on the internet just for special attention and assignments.
When you and I got married we agreed we’d explore our sexualities together, but it seems I’ve been left in the dust for some pretty little thing on a sexy fanclub site. So, here’s what’s going to happen. You and I, we’re not going to have sex anymore. It’s clear you like your women behind a screen and a subscription fee. On top of that, I’m going to start my own page on this site. Since you’re clearly draining our accounts for these women, I’m going to have to make up for it.
Do you want to see what I’m going to put online? Well, you’ll just have to pay the fee like everyone else.