Awwww, look at you. Drooling over my perfection. I bet you really would love to date me. But we both know that’s not going to happen. I think a much more suitable match for you would be my foot. That’s right, no real girlfriend, just my foot. You have a laughable foot fetish anyway, so this will probably make the most sense for you. I mean it’s an upgrade from your last pillow girlfriend who I made you fuck