Every new year is another opportunity for you to goon even fucking harder than you did in the year prior. That might be a tall order for someone like you, but I’m confident we can get you there. If you even have the slightest inclination that gooning is somehow a. negative behavior, or that it’s something that needs to be changed in favor of self improvement. well, I want you to banish any such thoughts from you mind. We’re going in the opposite direction. Growing your gooning habit IS self improvement. Everything else is meaningless. So, the time has come for you to set gooning as your resolution. And you’re going to fucking keep it. Get ready for another awesome fucking year of gooning.